US Fed's phony way of making profits

Mar 25, 2011

Baltimore, Maryland

Gold is hitting new records. It's telling us that there is something very wrong with the world's dollar-based money system.

But most investors don't notice. Gold is still a 'kooky' thing to buy.

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And the feds have no idea what is going on.

You gotta hand it to the feds. They're cool. They're incompetent. They could pass a lie detector test no matter what they did.

Over at the US Treasury, they've been crowing about how much profit they've made. They rushed to save AIG and Citi by buying their toxic bonds. Then, they flew to the side of Fannie and Freddie when they were in trouble.

As a result of these selfless rescue efforts, they came to hold a huge portfolio of securities; the Fannie and Freddie portion alone is worth $142 billion, say the papers. The Treasury has already sold its AIG and Citi paper -- at a profit. And now, it is getting set to unload its hoard of Freddie and Fannie paper.

Can you believe it; its eggs haven't been sold yet, but it's already counting on profits between $15 and $20 billion. Are they investment genuises at the Treasury, or what?

Well, in a way, they're a lot smarter than we are. We could have bought those notes and bonds too. We should have had more faith in the feds. We could have looked ahead and seen that they would get away -- for awhile at least -- with one of the biggest financial scams in history. We could have made a profit on it too!

Let's look at how it works. The borrowers -- AIG, Citi, Freddie, Fannie -- make bad bets. By all rights, they should go broke and their bondholders should lose money. But as Mr Market is doing his work -- marking down junk debt of all kind in anticipation of a clean up -- in come the feds. No need to sell that stuff, they say. We're behind it 100%. Thus did they pledge the full faith and credit of the United States of America to guarantee that bondholders wouldn't pay for their own dumb mistakes.

We should have bought then; the fix was in. But we had doubts about the credit of the US. Still do. We worried that the fix may not stay fixed long enough to make money.

We were wrong. As to their ability to refloat the financial sector, we should never have doubted the feds. The Fed went out and bought every stray dog and cat of a mortgaged-backed security it could find -- $1.4 trillion worth of them. It also lent money to the financial industry at 0.5%. That's about 8.5% below the real rate of consumer price inflation -- according to John William's "Shadow Stats" estimate. And if that weren't enough, the banks were guaranteed profits -- by allowing them to borrow from the Fed at 0.5%, use the money to buy US Treasury bonds, yielding between 3% and 4%...and sell them back the Fed. Not taking any chances, the Fed is also printing up an extra $4 billion per day, money coming out of nowhere, to buy Treasury bonds. Not only is it financing more than America's entire monthly leaves the financial industry free to use its own (borrowed) money to speculate on other things.

Naturally, when you have this kind of racket going, you're not going to bother making risky loans to the private sector. Instead, you're going to go where the fix is're going to gamble on debt -- buying more 'junk' bonds...and pushing up bond prices!

Oh, Dear Reader, we hate a scam, but we admire an elegant scamster. In other words, the feds gave the financial sector the money to bid up its own paper...the very paper that the feds themselves held in great quantity.

And now they claim to have made a profit from this operation.

How about this? We'll start a phony baloney business. We'll sell shares all over town. When people realize that the business is a loser, the shares will fall and our business will be in danger of collapse. Then, the feds can come to our aid too. They can buy up our shares, guarantee that we'll never go bust, and give us money so we can buy shares too. The price of the shares will go back up...and the feds can sell their shares, quietly. Hey, this will be profitable for the feds too -- if they ignore all that money they gave us to make the flimflam work.

But here's a question: why couldn't they make this sort of razzmatazz work in Europe?

Didn't the Irish have a boatload of bad mortgage debt? Didn't the government step in to guarantee the lot of it? And now look. Not only is the original mortgage debt getting marked is the Irish government's debt.

Why can't the Irish get the hang of this?

Well, a couple of reasons.

First, the Irish have much more debt to deal with; they've already given their banks an amount equal to 1/4 of the nation's entire GDP. That would be like reflating the US financial sector with $3.5 trillion.

Wait a minute. You say the US financial sector has gotten nearly that much? Hold on...maybe you're right...

The money-printing from the Fed is the aforementioned $1.4 billion, right? Okay...another $200 billion or so in asset purchases from the Treasury. And surely handling all those US Treasury bonds didn't hurt -- what's that, about $3 trillion there, but you can't really count that as a bank bailout.

But the big difference is that the US can print money; Ireland can't. Ireland has to borrow the money with which to bail out its banks. And the more it borrows, the more investors worry that it won't be able to pay it back.

And they're right. At current yields, the Irish can't borrow at all -- not on the open market. Two year bonds issued by Ireland now yield more than 10%. So, the Irish have to beg loans from the euro-feds. And even they are charging them 6%. Even at that subsidized rate, Ireland can't go on much longer.

Ireland is more like California or Illinois. It doesn't print its own money. And it doesn't have a central bank that will lend at zero percent...

In the long run, this is a good thing. They can't destroy their entire economies with make-believe money, while claiming to make taxpayers' a profit.

*** What's the matter with the Chinese, we asked?

We weren't talking about the Chinese in China. It was the Chinese in Paris that had our friends upset.

"They ruin whatever neighborhood they move into," began the explanation. "They are really amazing. They take over all the shops. Even the local bars...where people from the neighborhood have been gathering for generations. All of a sudden, there's someone at the counter who doesn't speak a word of French and doesn't know how to make a cafe creme.

"But that's only part of it. They are secretive. They keep to themselves. Reporters have tried to do stories. They go into these neighborhoods and try to get people to talk. But they won't say a word. When they can speak French, they will pretend they don't. No one knows what is really going on. But the shops all change. One will sell very cheap clothes. Another will sell Chinese food. Then, they'll have a bar and a couple restaurants. Over in Belleville, [near our office]'s a horror. I went to a sushi shop...expecting to get some real Japanese sushi. Instead, it was run by a Chinese guy. God knows what was in that sushi. And if the sushi shop doesn't work, he'll turn it into an Italian restaurant or a shoe repair store -- the same guy.

"And now, in Belleville, you can barely walk down the streets at noon. They're full of Chinese prostitutes. These aren't like the French and North African prostitutes. They don't wear those revealing clothes. They don't have such big breasts. They just stand around in groups...dressed like normal people...almost like a group of housewives or office workers.

"Where do they come from? Nobody seems to know...but between them, the fellows who sell out-of-date yoghurt...and the men who make their wifes walk around in those head-to-toe black bags...the neighborhood is going downhill fast."

We can imagine why the Chinese are having such success; they probably ignore French employment law. Labor rules in France make it extremely costly to hire people. Not that workers are overpaid. It's just that there are so many rules on how you hire, how you fire and who has to do what, you'll spend a lot of time and money just trying to keep up with them all. And don't even think about asking anyone to work overtime.

These rules make it hard for small shops to stay in business. They need cheap clerks and stock movers. And there is little room in France's high-cost market for this kind of low-cost labor.

The Chinese probably put their families to work...or other members of the Chinese immigrant community. And french labor inspectors probably get little cooperation from any of them.

Like America's legal and illegal immigrants from Latin America, the Chinese are building a new economy in Paris. They're undercutting native French shopkeepers and helping to make the city a more lively place. It just won't be Paris any more.

Bill Bonner is the President & Founder of Agora Inc, an international publisher of financial and special interest books and newsletters.

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1 Responses to "US Fed's phony way of making profits"

Maulik Suthar

Mar 26, 2011

5- 10 % Gold holding is certainly my Insurance against Govt. of India with it's rising fiscal deficits. However I must quote Buffett.

"If all the gold in the world is put together, it will become a cube, which would be roughly 67 ft in length. The value of this cube would be roughly $6 trillion. One can buy the entire land in America and still have 1 trillion in the bank for sundry expenses. I cannot enjoy sitting in front of this cube and watching the value of gold growing. I would rather watch the consumption of coke grow, bringing more value to everyone."

---- Warren Buffett

Anything more than 10 % of total portfolio would be non-productive for me.
I am not willing to hold more than 10%.

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