Instead, Ms. Yellen et al ignore the intricate mechanisms that balance supply and demand; they want to force people to demand more. They have no interest in discovering prices; they want to impose their own prices. And they could care less what Mr. Market has to say; they only hear their own voices.
More guards than guardians, they think they can improve the markets...control them...whip them into shape...and force them to do their bidding.
The gods must be rolling in the aisles.
"No need to lift rates to curb risk, says Yellen" is how the financial Times reported her position last week. Someone must have told her that prices of houses, art, bonds, stocks and other assets are all getting closer to bubbledom. At the top end, mansions are once again setting records. Stocks are at levels never before seen too. Paintings of no obvious interest are fetching millions of dollars at auction. Net debt is higher than it was in '07, with corporations borrowing record amounts - far in excess of profit growth. The Bank of America has borrowed $7.6 billion this year. Oracle took in $10 billion. Cisco -- $8 billion. And a biotech index is trading at 2000 times earnings.
Mr. Alan Greenspan famously remarked that he wouldn't know a bubble if came up and exploded in face. Once the damage was done, he and his colleagues could get to work performing their customary miracles.
Ms. Yellen is not even looking for bubbles. She thinks that she and the other guards can implement some "macro-prudential policies" that will take the risk out them. So bubbles won't matter.
Come again? This is the same woman who was on the job when the last bubble blew up 6 years ago. She saw nothing coming. She heard nothing. She learned nothing. She has no idea how markets actually operate. But she is sure she can manage them and make them more 'resilient.'
Both heaven and hell are full of people who thought they could take the risk out of markets. Some went broke. Some blew their brains out. Some, like Jesse Livermore, did both.
Poor Mr. Livermore made fortunes...and lost them. He lost his first fortune to cotton trading in 1907. Then, in 1929, he breezed through the panic, apparently without losses. Later, his money slipped through his hands, in a way that has never been fully understood.
Some lose their money because they are stupid. Some run into a ditch because they aren't paying attention...or because they are paying too much attention. Some are too cautious. Others are too reckless. Some are arrogant. Some are ruined by timidity. Others by pride.
Whatever your weakness, the markets will find it. They will encourage you to dig yourself in deeper and deeper...and then, they will fill the hole! Speculators will take the opposite side of the trade. They will find the frailty...the flaw...the fine little fracture in your theory.
Now, the Wall Street Journal reports that traders are doing well by trading Fed policy announcements. They buy stocks the day before an announcement and sell them a week later, buying them again the following week. The system is 'crazy' from a real investment point of view. Companies do not become periodically more and less valuable because of Fed announcements.
But it works! A portfolio managed this way would have returned 650% since 1994. The S&P 500 returned only 505%.
Investors still have confidence in Madam Yellen. They buy stocks and bonds, sure that she will push them higher. But they will turn against her, sooner or later. They will begin selling her favorite assets...and, if she is still at her post, they will ruin her.
Bill Bonner is the President & Founder of Agora Inc, an international publisher of financial and special interest books and newsletters.