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May Santa dish out some sanity
24 DECEMBER 2010
Christmas is round the corner and I hope that Santa will bring some sanity along with his sack full of toys.
His first stop from the North Pole should be the White House. President Obama was elected on a platform of change. The way my American friends see it, the only change he made was to change himself. From a man who was a believer in technology as a way to reach out to people and to communicate truths, he is now the spokesperson for prosecuting WikiLeaks for its disclosures. Their 250,000 documents – of which some 1% has been published so far – are seen as a threat to US security interests.
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The stated US foreign policy of supporting military dictatorships and autocratic regimes from Middle East sheikdoms to Pakistan it seems was never a threat to global peace. More damaging than any WikiLeaks cable on US foreign policy, is the published quote of President Franklin Roosevelt who famously said, in defence of the US support for South and Central American generals and dictatorships, "He may be a son of a bxxxx, but at least he is our son of a bxxxx."
No, the US insanity has not changed for over 50 years. Nor has the use of American politicians to further the commercial interests of US corporations changed much. The US President was sent to India to sell American-made goods and - to make sure the power point presentation had maximum impact - the speech was delivered outside the very Taj Mahal Palace hotel where terrorists from Pakistan staged an attack on Indian soil. But, since the diplomats who work for the multinationals realise that every country is a client, the speech was scripted to ensure that President Obama never calls Pakistan a terrorist state and never needs to explain why the US is in bed with Pakistan. Yes, as the famous quote from some western movie goes, "white man speak with forked tongue".
But, amazingly, we Indians (the one that Columbus missed by a few thousand nautical miles) loved it. Our captains of industry and politicians loved being photographed with the most powerful man on Planet Earth who, as a sign of weakness, had to travel to India with his own armoured car to avoid being knocked down in bad Bombay traffic. Yes, Santa, do make the White House your first stop on your sanity tour.
Operation Break My Heart
The good news for you, Santa, is that you don't need to stop by Europe. Well, I meant Germany, but could not say it just in case the French got really upset. And you can give England a miss – there is nothing left there really, besides the terrible weather in London. But Germany is a good place for a quick re-fuelling stop since that is about the only government with some rational economic policy. They want people to save. And they want people to feel the pain of the economic excesses they indulged in. They don't seem to be in hurry to keep their printing presses running to save the defaulters in Ireland, Spain, Portugal, or Greece. Sure they announce some bail outs once in a while, but they don't want to rescue anyone. Stoic as ever, the Germans are taking all the abuse coming out of economic think tanks and government agencies. They are branded as the people who won't restart the party after the party has been busted by the cops for dealing in illegal drugs and some pretty exotic derivative positions that would make the Kama Sutra books blush.
But despite their rigid faces, deep in their hearts the Germans are angry that they got carried away and joined the Euro party. I saw their letter to you, Santa. I know they want their Deutsche Mark back and they want nothing to do with the irreverent Italians, the flamboyant French, or the sterile Swiss. The less said the better about what they wish you could do to those vectors of Anglo-Saxon disease. Yes, Santa, do drop by to console them, and make sure they don't get invited to another drunken party hosted by the Fed and get conned into starting their printing presses and joining some Super-Dollar currency bloc.
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Submerged because we are emerged
India though is an emerged economy now and you have to spend more time here, Santa. There is no doubt of our supremacy. We hosted the CommonWealth games and no stadium collapsed on our heads. To top it all, Saina just knocked out the Chinese in badminton. The Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao is visiting India to acknowledge Saina's ranking as the world's best badminton player. Of course, from here the Premier of China will head to Pakistan, to sell them more arms to keep us busy with our troubled borders on the western front. This distraction allows the Chinese to build more roads to annex the eastern India states. I know all this not because it is on WikeLeaks, but because the Singapore diplomat called India "idiots". Yes, that was on WikiLeaks.
So, just like we welcomed President Obama and allowed him to give us a speech on terrorism while the US refuses to explicitly condemn its presence on India's western borders, we will welcome Premier Wen Jiabao and allow him to give us a speech on how the two rising superpowers (China and India) can co-exist. Then he will fly to Pakistan to threaten our existence. The Chinese must be happy we are idiots.
But, don't get me wrong, Santa - we have emerged; you have to hand it to us! And with our emergence, other stuff is also emerging. The least shocking revelation of the various scandals is that these politicians are greedy but the most shocking was that they have a hand, an arm, and a leg in every pie, foundation, spectrum, grain, floor, and cricket stump. These economists better re-define GDP to mean Greedy Desi Politician. I mean these political types are involved in businesses from airlines, real estate, financial services, power, telecom, media, cricket, resort development, minerals, forestry, road-building, and agriculture. Even the original D-Company is not that diversified, and they are in the business of business.
We always knew that you could buy a journalist to write anything, but now we know that you can also buy a journalist to help build a cabinet. Not the one that stands in the kitchen, but the one on which you keep your phone. With all the spectrum you need. And those who pose to represent associations of Indian industry are actually in the networking game for their own personal representation – 5 acres of land will get the job done, it seems.
But there is no shame in being caught on tape - as long as you can appeal to the courts that these tapes are an infringement on your personal privacy. I suppose the in the next few tapes, Mr. Tata was discussing the weather and those would rightfully fall under any right to privacy act, even in Serbia. Why would anyone even dare to think that a phone conversation with a lobbyist who is talking about nominating someone for the role of a Union Cabinet Minister is of any national relevance and could have any remote impact on the amount of money collected by the national exchequer?
What has been released so far – if my understanding of the English language is still intact - suggests that whatever was discussed had nothing to do with being in the private domain but, in fact, had an impact on public policy and the national exchequer. But we need your sack of sanity, here, Santa because the discussion has shifted on who leaked the tapes and who authorised the tapes! That is insane. It is a deflection of the real issues, of the underlying strengthening of a relationship between a corporate world - that is so mesmerised by profits and market cap - and the always murky world of selfish politicians. The rot is deep and widespread. The loot has accelerated. This is Moore's Law applied to corruption in India: every 18 months the next deal with the politician will cost you twice as much but will make you twice as rich.
At a recent conference, the Home Minister spoke about the threat to national security from the Naxalites. I really wanted to stand up and ask him: Sir, the death from all terrorist activities in India is about 4,000 lives a year; the death from rail and road accidents in India is 130,000 a year. While agreeing that the Naxalites are a menace and terrorism must be stopped, can we also declare the people who grant driver's licenses without proper road tests, those who build bad roads, and those politicians and bureaucrats who profit from all this as 'terrorists'?"
At the same conference a silent social worker told me, "I hate coming to the city and sitting next to all these people from the government, my work is in the villages where the people from the Forest Department are seen to be the terrorists." A different perspective, indeed. One so different from the corridors of money power and vote banks in New Delhi, Chennai, Chandigarh, Bombay, Bangalore, Baramati, or Amethi.
Yes, Santa, India has emerged as a country focused on GDP where money is the god and we are its servants. We have embraced a world built by racketeers, for racketeers, so they can carry on their business of racketeering. The stock markets will celebrate new highs over the next decade – I have no doubt about that. We will have money and we will have GDP, of the economic and political kind.
And India will produce more billionaire chors than Russia or China.
Come; celebrate the Indian decade with us, Dear Santa.
And please don't poison this money party with your sack of sanity.
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